Chatbox Funny Logs (or if anyone feels like it Duel Monsters Expert Logs)

This -has- to go here.

After much discussion of the next arc:

[14:25:24 31/03/10] Ruduen : Your dream... I just read the log..
[14:25:27 31/03/10] Ruduen : Your dream is to be PEGASUS?.
[14:25:33 31/03/10] bombboy : ...............
[14:25:35 31/03/10] Nathan : lol.
[14:25:39 31/03/10] bombboy : What???????.
[14:25:45 31/03/10] @ Ryu Kuze : (dies laughing).

<Wei Wei!> anyway im done dueling for the night
<Red Hat> uh-huh
<Red Hat> *buries wei wei*
<Wei Wei!> -comes back alive from grave-
<Red Hat> you can't
<Red Hat> jowen is on the field
<Wei Wei!> i just did
<Red Hat> *discards
Apr 07 23 56 - Rain Bot Wei Wei! (Magewei) logs out.
<Red Hat> it actually worked o.o

This is more of a "inside joke"


[21:29:45] @ Souji Seta : I'm the box ghost!
[21:30:13] @ Ryu Kuze : You do realize that we can do Red Text, Blue Text here.
[21:30:45] @ Souji Seta : ?
[21:31:00] @ Ryu Kuze : The stuff that Dev and Dante do.
[21:31:09] @ Souji Seta : we can?
[21:31:23] @ Ryu Kuze : We can....
[21:31:42] @ Ryu Kuze : Just make the lettering Red and Blue. >.>
[21:31:48] @ Souji Seta : ....
[21:32:32] @ Link : XD

[01:12:32] @ Ryu Kuze : At least Chronos has something to defend with, otherwise, he's toast.
[01:12:43] @ Ryu Kuze : IE ???
[01:12:54] bombboy : IE??
[01:12:58] bombboy : what that?
[01:13:02] Avric : Internet explorer
[01:13:04] Avric : Duh
[01:13:22] @ Ryu Kuze : In Example
[01:13:34] bombboy : guess not internet explorer
[01:13:44] Avric : He's making up words now.
[01:13:48] bombboy : lol
[01:13:49] Avric : What the heck is an in?

Mentavo - Gold Saint> Duel anyone?
<Kjuan> duel anyone
<Red Hat> i swear, you people are blind
<Marrick666> duel?

<Haseo - The Emperor> Ahh, I watched a wierd ass movie yesterday too, worst part is I was with my gf watching it
<Haseo - The Emperor> Google Teeth
<Greed of Zetsumei> lol!
<Greed of Zetsumei> oh god
<Greed of Zetsumei> i think i rember that
<Greed of Zetsumei> a girl grow teeth in odd places right?
<Haseo - The Emperor> Yup
<Greed of Zetsumei> lol
<Chronos > ?????????
<Greed of Zetsumei> nice thing to watch with your girl xD
<Chronos > what you two talking about
<Haseo - The Emperor> We were about to mess around too, i was like yeaaaaaaa this isint happening today xD
<Greed of Zetsumei> oh god xD
<Chronos > ................
<Haseo - The Emperor> Chronos google the movie teeth
<Chronos > k
<Greed of Zetsumei> lol
<Chronos > OUCH
<Chronos > teeth in vagina that must hurt
<Haseo - The Emperor> xD
<Greed of Zetsumei> nice ._.

<Busteon> The MotD is a joke isnt it?
<Haseo - The Emperor> No
<Com_killer> wait we can use god cards
<Duive> O_o
<Com_killer> not that fake obelisk
<Haseo - The Emperor> It doesn't work the first time buster, you gotta do it 3 times with all the gods in your deck before the cards register
<Duive> Awesome Kamina.
<Duive>
<susuka> fake obelisk??
<Haseo - The Emperor> No you can put the real one in your deck
Busteon raises his Duel Disk.
Busteon lowers his Duel Disk.
Busteon raises his Duel Disk.
<Busteon> No god appears
Busteon raises his Duel Disk.
<Haseo - The Emperor> Did you raise it three times?
Com_killer raises his Duel Disk.
Busteon lowers his Duel Disk.
<Busteon> Yup
Com_killer lowers his Duel Disk.
<Duive> ....
Com_killer raises his Duel Disk.
Com_killer lowers his Duel Disk.
Com_killer raises his Duel Disk.
<Haseo - The Emperor> xD

Apr 22 52 48 - Dark Bot Melchiott, Alicia (Admiral Palleon) logs in
<Spectra Phantom> Slinky?
Apr 22 53 13 - Rain Bot Slinky (Admiral Palleon) logs out.
<Duke> Totally slipped my mind to extend his ban.
<Red Hat> Heh.

While on DME...

<Malevolent> like if this were pokemon
<Malevolent> id be team rocket
<Link> So you'd be a loser?
<Malevolent> na
<Horoko> rofl
<Malevolent> id be strong
<Horoko> Team Rocket always loses, though
<Link> Team Rocket =/= strong
<Malevolent> nvmd
<Malevolent> nvmd
<Link> XD
<Malevolent> nvmd
<Malevolent> LMFAO i just got that
<Malevolent> lol
<Malevolent> na i aint on team rocket
<Link> I'm so posting that

<EHeroMatt> Yugi: Did he just summon 4 monsters that aren't Tokens!?/Dartz: yesh.....quite so.../ Yugi: that's breaking the rules you're cheating more then Seto Kaiba when he screws rules!

Apr 06 51 56 - Dark Bot Ryu Kuze (Yami No Kenkaku - Kuze) logs in.
<Red Band> kuze~!
<Ryu Kuze> I k33ll you.
<Red Band> *big glomps
Apr 06 52 22 - Rain Bot Red Band (Redkage) logs out.
<Ishtelte> Wow Kuze, you weren't kidding.
<Link> You killed him o.o

<Kisai of Kaos> If oyu can pick then your targeting
<Chronos > lets just look up ruling
<Ishtelte> The RULINGS say that it DOESN'T TARGET.
<Cascade> Have one prepared beforehand though
<The Knight of Tyranitar> not necesarly kasia
<Ishtelte> http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Rulings:Saber_Slash
<Ishtelte> Good god.
<Chronos > saber slash does not target
<Red Band> well there you have it Kisa, saber slash does not target
<Kisai of Kaos> But if oyu pick what to destroy then your targeting
<Ishtelte> Not to mention cards like Fissure and Earth Crush, which allow you to pick when there's a tie STILL DON'T TARGET.
<Busteon> Red wins
<Busteon> Now shut the fuck up and lose like a man
<Kisai of Kaos> Fuck you buster.
<Red Band> this guy has been whining and complaining about me using x-sabers and being cheap, but he's using DAD :U
<Kisai of Kaos> dante never answerd his word is final;
<Ishtelte> ...
<The Knight of Tyranitar> LOL
<Kisai of Kaos> I got lucky wiht him 3 times
<Ishtelte> I LINKED you to the Rulings page.
<Red Band> .........
<Chronos > lmao
<Kisai of Kaos> Dante.
<Chronos > Dude give it up
<Chronos > take it like a man
<Busteon> You lost >_>
<The Knight of Tyranitar> do i have to everything
<Chronos > saber slash doesnt target
<Busteon> Shut up already and go cry a to a corner
<Chronos > they get all the ruling from yugioh wiki too
<Kisai of Kaos> I don';t care if i'm everyone's enermy Dante's word is final
<Dante> Saber Slash Doesn't Target
<Chronos > hmmm
<Chronos > Thank you dante
<Kisai of Kaos> GAY!

Ryu Kuze> <Red Band> since link is most likely AFK /
<Ryu Kuze> No, he isn't.
<Ryu Kuze> I just chatted with him.
<Red Band> ah, well
<Red Band> then he'd notice this
<Red Band> *pulls down link's pants
<Chronos > hmmmmmmm
<Chronos > Lmao
Apr 02 15 02 - Rain Bot Ganondorf (Ganon1) logs out.
<Ryu Kuze> ...
<Officer King Behemoth> Heeeey~ :3
<Ryu Kuze> Apr 02 15 02 - Rain Bot Ganondorf (Ganon1) logs out. /
<Ryu Kuze> Did Link kill Ganondorf?
<Ahoseru Kyou> Yup
<Red Band> by stripping his pants >

From Link: In my defense, I really was AFK when Red did this.

<Kisai of Kaos> Is call destroyed when thje monster is destroyed by battle?
<Red Band> yes it is
<Dante> Yes
<Kisai of Kaos> No its not
<Dante> Yes it is =_=
<Kisai of Kaos> where does it say that on the card
<Red Band> .....do we have to do this again Kisai?
<Duive> lol
<Dante> I'm too tired to elaborate
<Kisai of Kaos> Oh it must have been an update
<Red Band> Yea, like 8 years ago when it first came out.

FYI I didn't catch this until about 20 minutes after Horoko said it...

<Link> <Horoko> I dunno if Reasoning was a good swap for Pot /
<Kaizher> ...LOL
<Link> When it comes to Pot, Reasoning just goes right out the window.
<Kaizher> XD
<Horoko> Screw you, Hyrulian
<Ufologist - Natalya> Lmao.
<Ufologist - Natalya> Pot > Reasoning
<Link> That's the drugs talkin.
<Link> I'm Hylian.